Happy Holi Jokes 2017 | Funny, Naughty, Non Veg Holi Jokes SMS In Hindi

Happy Holi Jokes 2017 | Funny, Naughty, Non Veg Holi Jokes SMS In Hindi : Hello all welcome to this blog related to happy holi festival. Holi occasion is the biggest festival of all time which is celebrated in India with great love & enthusiasm. It is also known as festival of colors and celebrated mostly by Indian youth with water & dry colors. Few people love to celebrate it through the sharing for happy holi jokes 2017 which are both funny and naughty and share that their best school, college and close friends. So here in this article we will be sharing some good naughty and funny holi joke sms for you which you can spread through the Facebook messenger and whatsapp. Before we go ahead and start copying the holi jokes let’s first discuss about this amazing eve and what is the reason behind of this celebrations.

There are 2 days of celebrations on this festival occasion. Holi word originates from Holika who was evil sister of the king Hiranyakishpu. For some what point King’s own son Prahlada disagreed and remain agreed with Lord Vishnu. In return Prahlada punished by both and when they try to burned him. The good vibes of prahlada didn’t let him burn and instead Holika catched the fire that is the reason people sit around the bonfire on the one day before Holi festival. After that Hiranyakashipu didn’t able to control his anger and then Lord vishnu appeared and killed him. So this is the main reason why we celebrate this festival. After sister burned then people used ashes to play with as victory of good over bad and now a days we use different colors to celebrate it.

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Now its the right time to get the funny holi jokes, non veg holi messages for girlfriend & boyfriend. Outr team has gone through all the other sources and collected the best short holi jokes in hindi & english language for you. I hope you all will like it and share it with their friends if you want to see them laughing. This time play holi safely with your friends. Have a good day :). Below mentioned are jokes for holi 2017 festival.

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Happy Holi Jokes 2017

Happy Holi Jokes 2017 For Friends

  1. Daru ki khushbu, Gutke ki mithaas, Gaanje ki roti or charas ka saag, bhaang ke pakoode or classic wills ka payaar, mubaarak ho aapko nashediyooo ka tyohaar. Holi jokes for drug addicted youth.

  2. Holi par aap sabkko”Vivah”ki wife,”Dhoom”ki bike,”Don”ki life,”Krrish 3″ka ajeeb josh,”Babul” ka pyaara dular aur”Umravjaan” ka payaar mile.

  3. Chadenge jab payare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhaane saare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hardam tumhaare sang.

  4. Laal “RANG” suraj se,neela “RANG” asmaan se,hara “RANG” hariyaali se,gulaabi “RANG” gulaab se,tamaam khushiyan mile aapko,yeh dua karte hai hum dil se.

  5. Hawa ke Haath Paigam Bheja Hai,Roshani ke Jariye 1 Armaan Bheja Hai,Fursat Mile To Kabool Kar Lena Is Naachiz ko,kyu ki mene ache Rango ke Tyohaar ka payaar bheja hai.

  6. Aaj rang lo achi tarah is mehfil mein,khelo jhoom jhoom kar holi,ched do har dil ko aajbol kar payaar ki meethi boli,laal gulaal aur har rang meinAaye jeevan mein bahaaron ki doli. Holi funny SMS.

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Funny Holi Jokes SMS

  1. May the fire of Holi purge your heart; May the hues add dynamic tints to your life,May the desserts sweeten the excursion of your life. English holi joke on wife.


  2. Splendid hues, water inflatables, sumptuous Gujiyas and musical tunes are the elements of an immaculate Holi


  3. In the interim some place in China, a courteous fellow by the name ‘Ho Li’ is still confounded why billions of Indians need him to be Happy Spouses resemble the shades of Holi.


  4. Before all else, they look great however in the long run they turn dark and are not really charming
  5. Red for Prosperity
    Blue for Longevity
    Green for Happiness
    Orange for Progress
    Pink for Friendship
    White for Peace
    May you be blessed with all the shades of Holi 2017.

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Naughty & Non Veg Holi Messages Jokes in Hindi

  1. Payaar hai to College Mast
    Sugar hai to Coffee Mast
    Love hai to Life Mast
    Dream hai to Night Mast
    Aur Water hai to Holi ka tyohaar Mast.
    Happy Holi 2017.
  2. Aye Khuda Aaj To Rehem Kar De,
    Mere Dost Aaj Nahi Reh Paayenge,
    Lagwa De Kisi Ladki Ke Haatho Inhe Rang,
    Ye Kamine Pure Saal Nhi Nahayenge. Save water :p
  3. Ye jo rango ka tyohaar hai,
    Is din na hue laal peele to zindagi bekaar hai,
    Rang lagaana to itna pakka lagana,
    Jitna pakka tu mera asli yaar hai.
    Happy Holi Jokes 2017.
  4. Uthao rango ki goli,
    Laga do har ladki ko gulal ki rangoli,
    Muskuraye to do baahon ki jholi,
    Agar ho ghussa andar toh side ho kar bolo,
    ‘Happy Holi All Indians’.
  5. Dilo Ko Milaane Ka Mausam Hai,
    Duriyan Mitaane Ka Mausam Hai,
    Holi Ka Tyohaar Hi Aisa Hai,
    Rango Me Doob Jane Ka Mausam Hai.
  6. Bhar Bhar Ke Jaam Pilaao,
    Dhol, Mridang Bajao..
    Gile Shikve bhi sab Bhul Jaao,
    Holi Ke Rang Me,
    Umang Me Doob Jao..
    Yaaro Sabko Gale Se Lagao
    Aao Sab Milkar Holi Manaao.
  7. Holi Ke Rang Mast Bikhrenge,
    Kyuki Piya Ke Sang Ab Hum Bhi To Bhigeenge..
    Holi Me Is Baar Aur Bhi Rang Honge,
    Kyuki Mere Piya Mere Sang Honge.
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Hello boys & girls we have mentioned some good laughter jokes for Holi occasion which you can share with your friends. You can also crack these jokes while sitting in any group of friends But for that you have to memorize it first. So go ahead and start your day with a good laugh. Wishing you all a very happy holi 2017.

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